fassyanon:

romancejunkette:

fassyanon:

the stubbly bearded dorito dons a suit

This is not playing fair.

the queen of hell is confused. what is this concept of *fairness* of which you speak?

thereallimegreenandloki what just happened to me with this??

fassyanon:

romancejunkette:

fassyanon:

the stubbly bearded dorito dons a suit

This is not playing fair.

the queen of hell is confused. what is this concept of *fairness* of which you speak?

thereallimegreenandloki what just happened to me with this??

weirdnerdgirl400:

*fangirls*

pretty accurate :)

ophelia-tagloff:

insanely-smart:

Posting this again, because it’s absolutely gorgeous, beautifully edited, and I can’t imagine anyone watching this and not falling for this gentleman. Plus I needed to see it again myself.

@catedevalois @jossisgod @tarrysmith @balance0fprobability @incredifishface @ophelia-tagloff @smittentomkitten @lokiwholockfactory @yellowwhaleeye @zorped @tomhazeldine @larouau12 et al

This is at once desperately needed and completely unnecessary.

Watch this. Fo’ realies.

sherekahnsgirl:

askarslibrary:

Quotes of the Day (September 21, 2014) :-)

FUCK YES!

hiddles-and-a-cuppa-tea:

Tom Hiddleston at Wheatland music festival 2014
raise your hand if you’ve got the sweetest followers and you appreciate each and every one
So my dad doesnt think that girls would watch a Deadpool movie. Please reblog this to help me prove a point.

nerdysingingcatlady:

100% WOULD.

Fuck that!
I basically had a Nerdgasm when I heard about the movie. And had 15 people either text or message me about it because they know my how much I love him.

allthatandasideoftom:

clojury:

allthatandasideoftom:

clojury:

allthatandasideoftom:

Hey clojury….is this the little happy trail you mean? ??

Yes, yes that is the one…I’ll take the Oakley one thank you very much…
*pushes the old dude off the banana lounge and takes his place*

Wiggle over lovely clojury…there’s room for two and I brought the vodka…fuck the ditch…This is our new home.

Oh no! I share my banana lounge with NO ONE!!

WTF!!! Yes you will young lady….or I’ll spank your arse clojury

sinfully-lustful-darling:

so-easy-to-love-me:

haveahiddles:

storylover92:

storylover92:

ok you all know what I’m thinking….cause you are now thinking it too…That full frontal needs to happen in High Rise… for sciencey reasons of course…. Ladies please ready your lab coats and pray that they will be needed….

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haveahiddles Did you mean this post? The one I made (btw I’m honored you remembered that). 

Mwahahahhahaha..

That would be the one! You genius you, storylover92!

here it is again @mamaobsidian!

Yes! It’s back!!!!

laterovaries:

d-m-jonas:

xxsniperettexx:

haveahiddles:

legion567:

Tom’s kissable lips

Does anyone else always think of that text post about a guy’s lips being the same color as the tip of his penis when they see posts like this?

No? Just me?

Not anymore…. *evil laughter*

I literally licked my lips and grunted as I scrolled down.  I am not ashamed.

son of a bitch…talk about an ovary exploding moment.  All those damn kissable lips!  And, yes, I immediately thought about them being the same color as the tip of his penis. :)  

I volunteer to test this theory….

missviolethunter:

Here’s some Disney Prince Loki to brighten your day and ride to your rescue if you’re in trouble (you’ll probably get into even more trouble once he’s with you, but… who cares?).

Why do I get so turned on by this every damn time I see it??

lokiwholockfactory:

sinfully-lustful-darling:

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

Someone (I can’t recall who) posted images of hypothetical RentBoy!Tom today.  Well… I’m thinking (sorry!) this is his pimp.
What would be pimp!Tom’s street name?

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks Pimp!Tom’s street name…Gingerdaddy Bigcock? or using one of lokiwholockfactory's names I saw the other day Tommy Big Dick…yeah I'm going to leave those here and walk away now



OMFG the Tommy Big Dick stuff needs to stop or I’m gonna pee myself.

lokiwholockfactory:

sinfully-lustful-darling:

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

Someone (I can’t recall who) posted images of hypothetical RentBoy!Tom today.  Well… I’m thinking (sorry!) this is his pimp.

What would be pimp!Tom’s street name?

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks Pimp!Tom’s street name…Gingerdaddy Bigcock? or using one of lokiwholockfactory's names I saw the other day Tommy Big Dick…yeah I'm going to leave those here and walk away now

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9grv22lGH1ruloaco2_r1_250.gif

OMFG the Tommy Big Dick stuff needs to stop or I’m gonna pee myself.

sarabeth72:

jossisgod:

No caption needed.

Just watch it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgsKG5TlBW0

At some point, we all become The Chatty Man…

elfpunk:

sarabeth72:

elfpunk:

i did it!!!! mmm sweet jotun loki :) i’m really proud of this one. this is straight from my brain to your screens!!! 
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Good gawd, Elfie…he’s….Day-um.

Hehehe thanks sarabeth72

elfpunk I’m am trying to call customers for appointments and was leaving a message for one when this came up. I literally took in a breath and said OMG and then just stumbled through the message.

elfpunk:

sarabeth72:

elfpunk:

i did it!!!! mmm sweet jotun loki :) i’m really proud of this one. this is straight from my brain to your screens!!! 

hush-hush-hiddlestoners tea4sykes carriehiddlebatch laterovaries thisblogoffuckery dreamsngr nwadadnama larouau12 mrsmoony86 genius-billionaire-playboy sarabeth72 xdelayedgratification tarrysmith sherekahnsgirl cumbercheekstoner fnscar223 sunny-is-sherlokid theoria850 legion567 mytomhiddlestonpage mypreciousmind1 d-m-jonas iamthebadwolf85 emoryhemsworth

Good gawd, Elfie…he’s….

Day-um.

Hehehe thanks sarabeth72
elfpunk I’m am trying to call customers for appointments and was leaving a message for one when this came up. I literally took in a breath and said OMG and then just stumbled through the message.