If you have writ your annals true, ‘tis there,
That, like an eagle in a dove-cote, I
Flutter’d your Volscians in Corioli:
Alone I did it. Boy! ~ Coriolanus, Act V, Scene 6
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
this post turned out really weird
Woah - the states eating countries and countries eating states and other countries eating other countries is really freaking me out! O.O It’s like the circle of life does plate tectonics!
Yes, but the real question is: do I even want to drive for 45 minutes to reach another city or country or continent or ocean?
Can’t I go by train?
The power of Tom Hiddleston
Where the hell is this coin and how do I get it?
The coin next to it is a Chinese coin. So maybe someone in China made this?
I just checked eBay hoping to see a Chinese seller there, but nope.
OMG, if you guys find this… share the knowledge!
This is a must find ladies!!!
Game on Hiddlestoners!
Had a lady “boop” me at work after asking me if I had had a nose job because my nose was “just so cute and perfect.”
And of course this is who I thought of.
Shut up! A waving elephant!
Wonder if he ever gets tired of the chains.
This was submitted by an Anon. I know you’ve probably all seen it before but let’s bring it back for funsies.
Oh good heavens…you could poke somebody’s eye out with that thing!!!
Damn, son. There are children present.
I’M WILLING TO LOSE AN EYE! ME! ME! PICK ME!
'and she will give up half the light of the world to save the world'
just how long will u hang upon that tree
dunno. Rand al’Thor should be along shortly to cut me down. *whistles a happy tune, kicks legs*
seriously, that thing is a menace to society.